In a weekend with so many breaking news stories, we decided to gather them all in one place so you can get caught up.
This is the Weekend Roundup.
Trump Admin Has No Estimate for Army Parade Crowd Size; Turnout So Small, They Have Exact Count
President Trump hosted the military this weekend for a parade to mark the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army.
While the administration initially thought they would have an estimate of the size of the crowd, the turnout was so underwhelming, they were able to get an exact headcount.
An anonymous source within the administration said the final tally was, “somewhere between 4 million and 13,529.”
Clayton Kershaw Tosses a Gem While Fighting Off Thoughts of Hot, Gay Sex
Dodgers pitcher, Clayton Kershaw, was on the mound Friday night, which also happened to be the Dodgers’ Pride Night.
Kershaw wore the team’s pride hat, but wrote a Bible verse on the cap in Sharpie to, as he phrased it, “ward off thoughts of hot, gay sex.”
The southpaw tossed a gem, throwing 7 innings and allowing 0 runs.
Fathers Day Comes to a Close As Members of Congress Sell Off Shares of Omaha Steaks
The market is always an indicator of what’s going on in the world and on Sunday, dozens of Senators and Representatives began selling off shares of Omaha Steaks.
Sunday was Father’s Day of course, and if you somehow missed your opportunity to make money off steaks, you’ll have to wait until next year.
Surprised by the profit she made off of steaks, Marjorie Taylor Green said she intends to create a competitor to Omaha Steaks called “Bleach Blonde, Bad-Built Butchery.”
Success of How to Train Your Dragon, and Lilo & Stitch, Proves Wunderkind Exec’s “Now Do This One” Strategy Correct
After years of working his way up the assistant ladder, one new Hollywood Executive is taking the town by storm.
His brash, forward thinking “now do this one” approach has been heavily scrutinized, while he maintains the well will never run dry.
“I spend weeks going through the studio’s animated filmography, and when I find the right one, I pitch it: now do this one.”
But some in the industry are critical of this approach:
“When someone accuses me of being redundant, I often respond, “What’s your favorite animated movie?” and then I immediately go and pitch a live action version of that movie.”