Upon Announcement of Apple's New VR Headset, Teen Boy Makes Future Plans to Jack It

"Tig 'ol bitties on an OLED display."

A local teen boy by the name of Connor is playing the long game; biding his time until early 2024 when he will finally be able to jack off using Apple's Vision Pro headset.

As soon as the headset was announced Connor was pleased to hear his father say, "That looks pretty neat. We'll have to check that out." Connor's parents have plans of using the headset to attend work calls via Zoom; his sister plans to use the headset to watch Disney+ in an all new immersive fashion; Connor plans to virtually project a stepmom MILF having a leg-shaking orgasm in his living room.

The word at Connor's school is that the Apple Vision Pro headset will provide the most technologically advanced method of jerking off to date. Every boy in school was foaming at the mouth, talking about the OLED display featuring over 23 million pixels and the ambient spatial audio.

While young, teen boys are excited about this game changing technology, they will have to wait a while until the product hits the shelf. The Apple Vision Pro releases in early 2024, at which point upper middle class fathers can purchase the product and burden their sons with a grueling porn addiction.