Unemployed Nephew News: GTA VI Delayed to 2026
They’re devastated.
We often focus on politics, entertainment, and sports here at ASS News and, therefore, have our blind spots.
One of our blind spots is news pertinent to the unemployed nephew demographic, but today that changes with a bit of news they may find devastating:
Grand Theft Auto VI has been delayed to 2026.
The yet to be released video game is infamous for its late arrival since it was originally announced in 2022 and initially set to be released in 2025.
While it’s a setback for the group, the extra year does allow the nephews to save up more money for DLCs and, perhaps, the collector’s edition of the game.
Silver linings!
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