Uh Oh: Husband Reveals Dog Costume is Most Comfortable He’s Ever Felt In His Own Skin

“Call me Rocky when I have this on”

On the way home from the annual Halloween party, your husband said he had something to tell you.

Your mind went straight to "he’s ready to have kids" or "he got a promotion" but then he said it: when he wears his dog costume it’s the most comfortable he feels as an adult man.

Ruh roh.

What started as a fun night out with your husband, Mark, has turned into a quiet drive home with Mark’s fursona, Rocky.

Rocky breaks the silence to say, "You might start to see some pretty substantial charges to our account. Those are for upgrades to my Rocky suit. I’ll take care of those."

Two months ago he said kids would be hard to pull off financially, but now he’s putting $3,000 into his Rocky suit? Where is he getting all of this money?!

Then he says it: "I have more news to share. I got promoted to Senior Manager at Dunkin Donuts Corporate! I think we’ll have enough money now to try and have a family… a litter of our own."