Trump Resorts to Jingling Keys When Asked About Jeffrey Epstein
“He’s playing 4D chess.”
President Trump is tired of talking about Jeffrey Epstein and wishes people would just stop bringing him up.
Trump has tried turning the national attention to other matters he believes could supersede the Epstein story:
Arresting Obama
Changing the Washington Commanders name back to the Washington Redskins
Adding real sugar back into Coca Cola
Nothing seems to work.
As President Trump seems to be backed into a corner, bombarded by Epstein questions, he’s deployed one last distraction tactic: jingling keys.
The President debuted his new distraction tactic at his latest press conference on the White House lawn.
As soon as the first Epstein question was asked, Trump simply took out car keys and shook them around.
The jingling noise stopped the reporter mid-sentence, leaving him baffled.
Success.
When asked for comment, the Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt claimed the President is “playing 4D chess,” saying:
“While everyone else sees the President jingling keys and thinks ‘Oh my God, how is this man President? ’ we see a seasoned businessman evading bad faith gotcha questions from the lamestream media.
Check mate.”
As for where the keys came from?
Karoline Leavitt’s husband.
The Press Secretary said her husband has come of age where his car keys need to be taken away from him, and so here, as a useful tool for the most Presidential man in history, they find their new purpose.