Trump Launches “Anniversary Collection” to Commemorate the Anniversary of the Attempt on His Life
One year after the attempt on his life, the President is cashing in
It’s hard to believe it’s almost been one year since Donald Trump was grazed by that bullet.
The guy’s ear was gushing blood, but he healed quick and bares almost no scarring. Crazy!
Truly one of history’s, and Melania’s, biggest “what ifs.”
Well, now Trump is launching an “Anniversary Collection” to commemorate the one year anniversary of the attempt on his life.
Check out the products in the collection:
Chunk of Ear Bag Charm
The ‘Chunk of Ear’ bag charm looks like a little spud and allows you to carry a piece of President Trump with you always.
Use it as a totem, a lucky charm, or a statement piece.
Limited Edition: Only 5,000,000 available.
Donald Trump Bulletproof Scar Cream™
Not everyone can be as genetically gifted as President Trump to be able to heal so quickly.
For those people, there’s now Donald Trump Bulletproof Scar Cream™ - the best scar cream on the market and the only scar cream that’s patriotically priced at $47.45.
Presidential Blood Capsule Necklace
This President spilled his blood for us, so now you can carry it around proudly.
Plus, if you’re in a pinch and need a distraction, smash the Presidential Blood Capsule Necklace against your skin to create the illusion you’ve been injured.
It works every time!
The Anniversary Collection can be purchased online or at your local Bass Pro Shop.