The Best Fall Clothes for Plainclothes ICE Agents in 2025
The top plainclothes items you need to make this season your best yet
The Cargo Pant
Tactical. Functional. Earth tones.
These stylish Fall bottoms will have every Proud Boy on the block going, "Woof woof, what are those? Ahoooooga, ahoooooga!" These plainclothes staples demand respect, signal strength, and can carry however many gas station pills you can fit into 14 pockets. They’re modern classics that will give you more confidence than Don Jr. after a bump.
Too Tight Shirt
Every October, as the warm air turns to a cool crisp breeze, you’ll start to see them come out: little nipples poking through too tight shirts. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, this look is intimidating as hell. Don’t want to wear a tight, little graphic t-shirt because of gay? No problem, bud. Lose the plainclothes, and you can accessorize to your heart’s content by putting a patch of your favorite superhero on your gear. Hell yeah, stud.
Asshole Hat
Think your Fall ICE clothing might make you look too friendly? That’s the perfect reason to throw on a hat an asshole would wear. Think about a hat that’s the epitome of what an asshole would wear, go into your closet, grab that hat and throw it on. Not asshole enough? Turn it around: backwards hat. Boom.
Face Mask
Ewww, masks. Right? Well, maybe not. Consider this: instead of wearing a mask to shield you from some dumb contagious disease, you can now wear a mask to shield you from the consequences of your actions and choices. You know how in security videos of those "smash and grab" robberies, you see the criminals in masks so they can get away with the crime - it’s just like that, except what you’re doing is for the Red, White, and Blue.
Take a look at these stylish Fall looks in action:
