What some describe as "caravans of socialists" have taken to the streets in masks and costumes. The demented hooligans are going door to door begging for handouts, primarily candies.
Those who have seen these rascals firsthand warn that if you don’t succumb to their demands, they threaten you with a "trick." They never say outright just what that "trick" could be, but I think we can all read between the lines… they’re threatening the destabilization of the First World.
The nearby neighbors are appalled by the socialist caravans; one local man, Dennis DeLange, chalking this behavior up to a generational difference, saying, "When I was young, I worked for my candy."
Another area woman, Trish Slosh, agreed with the sentiment and went even further, stating that "working for candy is the backbone of this country."
While these rambunctious caravans say they intend to disperse by November 1st, can we really trust what they say? I’ve been around the block a few times so I’m skeptical. In fact, I think caravans of socialist, costumed kids could very well just be the world we live in now.
Stay woke, everyone.