N.Y.P.D. Shocked to Find C.E.O. Shooter Not Wearing Green Jacket

"Short & long sleeved shirts were completely off our radar."

For 6 days now, the New York Police Department has been on the hunt for the suspect who shot and killed the CEO of UnitedHealthcare.

Little was known about the illusive suspect, but today the N.Y.P.D. is reporting they apprehended a person of interest and he’s not exactly who they were expecting.

After arresting the person of interest, the N.Y.P.D. is revealing they were shocked to find the suspect not wearing his signature green jacket.

All photo evidence pointed to the suspect wearing a green jacket, so the N.Y.P.D. was stunned to find suspect, Luigi Mangione, wearing other clothes.

The official statement from the N.Y.P.D. reads:

"Contrary to previous photo evidence, it is now apparent that the suspect changed out of his green jacket.

We appreciate the civilian who tipped us off for their keen eye, because we frankly did not have a short or long sleeved shirts on our radar.

We can only go off the data and evidence we receive, so we were zeroed in on a green jacket - likely of the Levi’s or Kirkland variety."

The civilian who submitted the tip said it was the suspect’s eyebrows that raised their antenna, saying, "Those fuckers were threaded to death and sharp. I knew I’d seen them somewhere before."

When asked about their initial reaction to recognizing the suspect, the civilian said, "The N.Y.P.D. offered a $60,000 reward for info, so I did consider sitting on this for a couple days to see if the pot would get bigger."

However, the civilian spotted the suspect at a McDonalds, where $60,000 makes you a god, and ultimately decided to call it in.

The suspect is currently under arrest and under investigation.