BREAKING - Conservative sleuth, Nick Shirley, has concluded another one of his quality investigations. After weeks of visiting the outside of a library, Shirley has discovered how to say a big word.
Known by some as "the Forrest Gump of young conservatives," Shirley has made a name for himself by becoming the first content creator to start every video with the word "uh."
In his latest investigation, Shirley worked tirelessly over three weeks to arrive at the correct way to say the word, "multisyllabic." When asked for comment, Shirley said, "It was lots of work, but now I know I do not like words that are multisyllabic."
To celebrate the conclusion of the investigation, Shirley will be awarded with wall-to-wall pre-recorded interviews on Fox News.