New Form of Renewable Energy Powered By Benson Boone Backflips

At last, we can put these backflips to use!

Every generation has their share of young celebs who do backflips, and this generation is no exception.

Benson Boone is a young singer who loves doing flips on stage, and for now, they serve a purpose: pure entertainment.

You know if you buy a ticket to a Benson Boone show, you’re guaranteed to see two things: flips and a hoard of young girls who are now allowed to listen to “secular music.”

But what happens to the flips if the novelty starts to wear off? That’s the question every entertainer who does flips must ask themselves.

Well, now there’s a clear answer.

Researchers at the EPA have developed a new process for renewable energy which harnesses the winds of backflips of young entertainers and converts it into electricity.

Not dissimilar from a wind turbine, here’s a diagram of how the process works:

With the technology complete, the EPA has begun working with numerous young backflipping entertainers to store the electricity. Entertainers such as streamer IShowSpeed, TikTok dancing baseball team (?) the Savannah Bananas, and of course, singer Benson Boone.

Regarding how this process is going thus far, the EPA said:

“They’re not necessarily excited about renewable energy, but they are very excited about doing backflips.

Regardless of their motive, we’re happy to have them.”

The EPA clarified that these young entertainers are not getting paid for this effort, they just really wanted a reason to do flips.