Man Who Wants to “Protect Women’s Sports” Chose 8 Hours of Ridiculousness Over NCAA Women’s Tournament
“I’m not watching that shit”
After a months-long social media campaign about “protecting women’s sports,” one local man revealed that when it comes to women’s sports, he’s all bark and no bite.
Over the past 10 months, a local girl-dad and Christ follower has been posting nonstop about “protecting women in sports,” so, surely he’s been watching the NCAA Women’s Tournament, right?
Well, not so fast now.
After following up with the man on Monday morning, we learned that not only did the man not watch any of the NCAA Women’s Tournament - he instead watched 8 straight hours of MTV’s Ridiculousness.
Here’s an excerpt from our interview with the man:
ASS News:
So, I bet you enjoyed watching the NCAA Women’s Tournament this weekend?
Protector of Women’s Sports:
I’m not watching that shit.
ASS News:
Oh. You have a hangover from the Unrivaled League playoffs I bet, huh?
Protector of Women’s Sports:
What the hell is that?
ASS News:
Uh... too busy watching the NWSL season kickoff, perhaps?
Protector of Women’s Sports:
Look, if Riley Gaines isn’t fighting for 5th place, I’m not watching.
You can find Women’s sports airing almost always, and you can find MTV’s Ridiculousness airing almost always as well.