MAGA Uncle Who Read News Too Fast Now Worked Up About EpiPens
It’s illegal! He signed the pardon with an EpiPen!
After reading the morning news too fast for their own good, the nation’s MAGA uncles are now really worked up about EpiPens.
The news story being interpreted here is one where President Trump posted on Truth Social that because former President Biden signed a pardon with an autopen, the pardon is now void.
Yes, autopens are now illegal, but proclamations made on Truth Social are law of the land.
After reading through the morning news with the speed and reading comprehension of a cheetah, one angry MAGA uncle tweeted:
“Pardons must be signed with BLACK ink. NOT an EpiPen. These TRAITORS are going to jail now!”
This misunderstanding is nothing new, however, and continues the long legacy of MAGA uncles getting heated over pieces of news they don’t understand.
For example:
They’re pissed off about transgenic mice and don’t believe they should be able to compete against “regular, genic mice.”
They’re upset by red food DEI, but are happy RFK is tackling it.
They’re mad about violations to the Constitution, despite having never read the Constitution because they’ve “never been to the museum it’s in.”
They’re irate about the price of eggs - scratch that - they’re fine with the price of eggs now. All good.
Their party of choice won the White House, hold the majority in the House and the Senate, they apparently approve of the job Trump is doing1, yet the MAGA uncles are still mad?
What gives?
These lil guys are worked up!
So, be sure to set out an extra beer or Valium for your MAGA uncles tonight - they’re pissed off!
https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2025/02/07/trumps-second-term-early-ratings-and-expectations/