Kinky Freaks Hit Spirit Halloween For Post-Holiday Sales
Halloween is over! Get your kinky asses in there!
Halloween is a day for people to dress up in their best costumes for screams & scares. But what about people who like to dress up in their best costumes for the pleasure of a role-playing kink?
Well, that would be the days just after Halloween when Spirit Halloween puts all costumes up for sale at 50% off.
Kinky deviants wait in lines around the block to get their hands on leftover costumes, paints, and other gear at discounted prices. Said one role player:
“It’s tough to wait for months, seeing these stores full of good gear; paints, furs, the works. But the day is finally here and my partner and I are ready to get in there and spend our paycheck on getting some good stuff.”
When asked what they had their eye set on, the patron responded:
“A Sonic & Knuckles costume, handcuffs, a 4-foot animatronic, and a fog machine would do wonders for us.”
In a recent related survey, we asked the kinky crowd what they are most excited to sweep up this year and here are the results:
Cowboy (35% )
Paw Patrol (31%)
Minion (26%)
Art the Clown (7%)
Australia’s Raygun (1%)
Good for these folks. They’ve got a healthy imagination.
The Spirit Halloween store will be open at their regular hours through next weekend.