Humbling: Son-In-Law Set to Retire at Age 28 Off $PissCoin Earnings

"I'm a made man now."

One local man who champions hard work and the S&P 500 was stunned to learn his son-in-law retired.

The reason for his surprise?

His son-in-law retired at 28 from earnings made on a cryptocoin called $PissCoin.

"I’ve worked at the same company for 30 years," said the man. "My son-in-law has amassed more money than I’ve seen in my entire life because he risked it all on crypto-currency? THIS FUCKING SUCKS! I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE WORLD ANYMORE!"

The man’s son-in-law initially invested in $PissCoin during the COVID-19 pandemic. The crypto coin later took off when piss play parties in the Pacific Northwest started using the coin as their preferred currency for admission.

"MY SON IN LAW MADE HIS MONEY OFF PISS! OFF LITERAL PISS!" the man continued. "WHAT EVEN IS A PISS PLAY PARTY?!"

Although humbled, the local man was still impressed by the value created by $PissCoin. He was so impressed, in fact, that he invested $10,000 with hopes of growing it into something more.

Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, $PissCoin dropped by 70%, leaving the man with around $3,000.

"HOW DOES ANY OF THIS WORK?! I WAS GONNA BE A MADE MAN!" he cried out in his car on the way to his 9-to-5.

Little did he know, his decades of hard, corporate work was about to pay off that Friday morning when he walked in and saw… a box of donuts.

No strings attached!

Almost as good as $PissCoin turning you into a made man.

Almost.