“He’s Obviously Joking” Says Man As President Trump Points Gun At Your Face
“Oh my god, you actually think he’s serious?!”
One area man is rushing to the president’s defense as the Commander in Chief points a gun directly at your face.
“He’s obviously joking,” says the man, mocking you for flinching.
“You actually think he’s going to shoot you?!” the man asks as the president continues to sarcastically mutter “I might.”
The president has been teasing shooting you in the face for years.
At rallies he would go on long rants about “maybe I should do it,” followed by laughs and cheers from the crowd.
When he would call into news shows, he would say “you know, I’m really thinking about doing it,” striking a more serious tone.
On Capitol Hill, he would pressure members of Congress to pass the “Shoot That Guy In The Face” bill.
All of this leads you to think maybe this man just might want to shoot you in the face, but time and time again you’re reassured it’s just a joke.
“You don’t really think he’d shoot you in the face, do you?” asks the man. “The gun’s not even loaded!” he guesses.
A second man approaches and starts up a dialogue about whether the president should, in fact, be allowed to point a gun at your face. “He’s the president after all,” he says. “If it’s the will of the people, he should be able to do it,” posits the second man; the first man nodding in agreement.
You feel crazy hearing this debate play out and decide to ask the two men a question: “If any other person, much less a president, were to point a gun in my face… wouldn’t that be a crime and grounds for legal consequence? And please be reasonable here; there’s a gun in my face.”
They think about it.
Before the men can come to a consensus, the president breaks the silence. “You sound like you suffer from TDS,” he says. The two men burst out laughing.
“You have to hand it to him,” says the first man. “He is funny.”