Fox News Guest Frantically Skims SmokeyBear.com Before Going Live
“And another thing about fires… only you can prevent them.”
The party famous for laughing in the face of ecological efforts has quickly turned into the party of “eco-friendly.”
Suddenly, every guest and talking head on Fox News is taking the lead on forest management and other fire related environmental and climate issues.
Where did this all come from?
One report shows that it’s all coming from SmokeyBear.com.
The report shares that many Fox News guests have been spotted frantically skimming the site just before going live.
If that’s the case, it would explain why Caitlyn Jenner and Mel Gibson keep ending every appearance with, “And one last thing - only you can prevent forest fires.”
The report also claims that many Fox News guests can’t hold themselves back from sharing bits about the Smokey Bear character lore.
James Woods was overheard talking about how, “the bear’s name is actually Smokey Bear, not Smokey the Bear. A common misconception due to a popular song.” He continues giving factoids until he’s called to go on air.
The Fox News guest’s obsession has even driven them to make fanfic of Smokey Bear. In one story written by Mel Gibson & Jesse Waters, Smokey Bear fights off the evil Navin Gewsom and moves his base of operations to Texas.