Four More Democrats Enter California Governor Race
"Together, we can save this state from Republicans!"
BREAKING - In an already packed field of Republicans and Democrats where only the top two candidates will make the ballot, four more Democrats have entered the race for governor.
We do not have the time to write a brief on all the candidates as there are simply too many. However, there is one candidate of note who appears to be a mannequin with facial hair. If true, that’s bad news for the Democrats as he’s polling third highest among Democrat candidates.
As for why Democrats keep joining the race? "Together, we can save this state from Republicans!" exclaimed one Democrat, seemingly unaware they are cannibalizing each other.
We then asked another candidate if they even understand how the primary race works. The candidate appeared to freeze up, almost caught off guard by the question. He remained silent for 16 minutes straight, and that was when we realized there is indeed a mannequin candidate.