Food Review - Those Dog Cookies That Look Just Like Human Cookies
They look so similar, I doubt you could tell the difference
Desserts, sweets, cookies - they’re my weakness.
So you can understand my delight when I noticed a stray cookie on my cousin’s counter. Unable to resist the allure of loose counter cookie, I snatched up the vanilla creme treat and ate it. Leaving me no time to savor the flavor, my cousin shouted, loud enough for everyone to hear, "Who ate that dog biscuit that was on the counter?"
I couldn’t help but wonder if he was trying to embarass me by asking that question so loudly. Surely he thought someone ate the dog cookie by mistake, but I didn’t eat it by mistake. I knew it was a dog cookie. I’m not stupid and I can definitely tell the difference between a dog cookie and a cookie for a person.
But, just so you understand, let me show you how similar a dog cookie looks to a cookie for a person:
Pretty similar, eh? Can you tell the difference?
I can, of course. I know what’s a dog cookie and what’s not a dog cookie, and I would never eat a dog cookie by mistake.
That’s why I ate the dog cookie for this food review. No one asked me to do this, but that’s the kind of proactive guy I am: I take initiative.
Anyway, the cookie suuuucked. It tasted like stale meat and the texture was gritty. It made me want to go to sleep for the rest of the day so that I could hurry up and get to a new day that wasn’t the day I ate a dog cookie.