Elon Musk's Las Vegas Tunnel Introduces Railway Track

Like a train, but underground.

BREAKING - Hot off the heels of the 2023 CES convention, Elon Musk recently announced that his Tesla Hyperloop will add railway tracks to improve efficiency.

The CEO-comedian unveiled the plan after leaving the Vegas trade show, stating:

"You know, with the Las Vegas Hyperloop, I started with the idea of building underground tunnels for cars to travel through. I'm now taking that innovative idea a step further and doing something that has never been done before: I'm placing Tesla cars on a track."

Musk claims that once on tracks, Tesla cars will be able to reach a speed of 287 mph - exactly 1 mph faster than the fastest train in the world. The new Hyperloop feature will raise the price of a daily pass from $4.50 to $69.69, a price point that puts Musk's sublime humor on display. The pass can be purchased with the United States Dollar or with Dogecoin, the cryptocurrency coin Musk has championed which puts his sublime humor on display.

The plan to implement the railway tracks are tentatively scheduled for April 20th, 2024, a date that puts Musk's sublime humor on display.