DOJ & FBI Reveal Jeffrey Epstein Never Existed, Was Figment of Your Imagination
“I don’t even really remember him. Do you?”
After a recent report from the Department of Justice & the Federal Bureau of Investigation stating Jeffrey Epstein did not possess a ‘client list’, they are now unveiling an updated report that Epstein never even existed in the first place.
The DOJ explains that Jeffrey Epstein seemed to be a “cultural Mandela Effect.” They can’t exactly pinpoint where or why it started, but they have determined the individual named Jeffrey Epstein to be a figment of everyone’s imagination, and instructs the public to “just drop it.”
Of course, the elephant in the room is President Trump’s ties to Epstein.
In 2015, Epstein’s address book was published which included 14 phone numbers connected to Trump.
At one point, Epstein even called President Trump his “closest friend,” but now, after the updated DOJ report, all of that is null and void.
None of it matters because we all made it up collectively, per the DOJ.
When a reporter asked Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt about Jeffrey Epstein, Leavitt responded, “Per the new DOJ report, I don’t know who that is and you sound psychotic.”
She then took out a poster board with the following picture on it to further illustrate her point:
