“Does Loyalty Mean Anything?” Asks Giants Fan Who Cheated on Wife 3 Times

"I can't imagine betraying someone like this."

New York Giants superfan Mark Mantison was distraught after hearing the news that longtime Giants running back, Saquon Barkley, was signing with the Philadelphia Eagles.

Mantison dropped to his knees as he read the ESPN headline on his cracked-ass iPhone. After collecting himself, Mantison stated, “I get Saquon wanting to leave but to go to our arch rivals makes me absolutely sick. I can’t imagine betraying someone like this.”

This news comes just a week after Mantison started an extramarital affair with a fourth woman.