Dave Portnoy Finds Loophole To Legally Harass Women Called ‘WNBA’
If you bet money on athletes, you can say whatever you want.
Eureka!
Boston man, Dave Portnoy, is elated to report he’s found a new way to legally harass women with no repercussions: WNBA fandom.
Portnoy identified the WNBA as an ideal outlet for his aggression when he saw an opportunity to yell at women in the name of sports fandom. Equality!
The fact that the majority of the league is made up of Black women is just a coincidence.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Just to be perfectly clear, there has been no major aggression from Portnoy towards any of the women in the WNBA; strictly micro aggressions.
Portnoy began his career by founding Barstool Sports: a website innovative and daring enough to ask questions like, "what if a drunk guy talked about sports?" and "are you sure you have an ad blocker installed?"
Built on the backs of employees who scour the internet for content to use, Barstool Sports took off and became a hundred-million dollar company, and Portnoy was leading the charge.
Portnoy’s star rose, and he became like an Elon Musk figure, but for co-workers who take long lunch breaks.
Portnoy has always prided himself on finding new and innovative ways to punch down, and his newest method might be his most potent one yet:
Embrace women’s sports, and those women become well within bounds to harass.
Eureka! Dave’s done it again!