Cracker Barrel Monument Placed in Smithsonian

“We must not forget our history.”

With President Trump rewriting history via Smithsonian museum, it was only a matter of time before an exhibit was implemented to honor our most recent conservative hero: the Cracker Barrel guy.

According to the Trump Administration, a gold monument of the cracker and the barrel were placed in the Smithsonian Thursday evening and “captures the traditional spirit that makes this country great.”

JD Vance and Pete Hegseth were at the unveiling of the monument and the Vice President claimed it to be “the greatest win for working class Americans with high cholesterol in the country’s history,” while Hegseth lauded the exhibit as “a win against woke minimalism in graphic and logo design.”

Conservatives across the country cheered for the new exhibit, including C-list musician, John Rich, who tweeted:

To purchase tickets to the Smithsonian, you can do so by sending $50 of $TRUMP crypto to the wallet whitehouse.gov.btc.