Chicago Sees Conditions Worsen as Bears Return From Bye Week
“You know what should be unconstitutional is that D-Line”
In an attempt to goad liberal cities into chaos that, in President Trump’s eyes, would justify martial law, the president is attempting to deploy the National Guard into Chicago.
The city is facing a test from an authoritarian administration, and to make matters worse, the Chicago Bears return to action this week.
The Bears return from their bye week next Monday night with a 2-2 record, and President Trump is hoping the team puts on a display pitiful enough to make the city lose all hope.
While football pales in comparison to the atrocities the government is putting on in Chicago, the city is already like a powder keg, and the Bears could be the spark, as they have an evergreen ability to provide existential dread to Chicagoans.
Not helping, and adding further distress to Chicagoan’s’ lives, is local sports talk radio with lines like these:
“You know what should be unconstitutional is the Bears D-Line.”
“We can’t be beat by Washington twice this week.”
“I need the president to stop targeting liberal cities, and I need Caleb Williams to start targeting DJ Moore.”