The 97th Academy Awards took place in Hollywood last night, and the stars were out!
The winners of the night will have their names in headlines all week, but what about everyone else?
Well, luckily we had feet on the ground all night to hear what the stars were saying. So, without further ado, here are the ASS News blind items (and reveals) from Oscar night:
Blind Item #1
These two singing co-stars were overheard talking about how they’ll get the last laugh when Part 2 of their film releases.
(Karla Sofía Gascón & Selena Gomez / Emilia Pérez 2: Resurgence)
Blind Item #2
This new C list actor had a complete meltdown after the awards and kept mumbling to his A-list girlfriend, “It was better when I was ‘The Sponge’.They respected me when I was ‘The Sponge’.”
(Ethan Slater / Wicked)
Blind Item #3
This In Memoriam inductee haunted the Vanity Fair party all night long, allegedly hitting on any young starlet within a 20 foot radius.
(Winston Bush / Grip)
Blind Item #4
This A-list socialite from a famous family was all over her new B-level partner. But after a heated argument, the two were seen headed for the exits for an early departure.
(Kendall Jenner & Cat from Flow)
Blind Item #5
This Oscar winner kicked Mick Jagger off the stage at an after party to finish the “full version” of his acceptance speech.
(Adrien Brody)
Blind Item #6
This executive of a giant streamer was a frequent visitor at the deviled egg station and if the eggs weren’t ready, he would yell, “Is it Hollywood’s biggest night or not?”
(Ted Sarandos / Netflix)
Blind Item #7
This A-list winner kept telling everyone at the after party, “That El Mal song is actually kind of good. It’s been stuck in my head all night.”
(Zoe Saldaña)