The 77th Primetime Emmy Awards took place last night, and the stars were out!
The winners of the night will have their names in headlines all week, but what about everyone else?
Well, luckily we had someone on the inside all night to hear what the stars were saying. So, without further ado, here are the ASS News blind items (and reveals) from TV’s biggest night:
Blind Item #1
This alliterate A-lister spent the night prefacing each sentence with, "No matter what side of the political aisle you’re on…"
(Sydney Sweeney)
Blind Item #2
This C list host of a beloved game show had one too many Fuzzy Navels and demanded people "Ask [him] anything you want. Don’t be afraid. Ask anything. I’ll have the answer!"
(Ken Jennings)
Blind Item #3
This streaming executive had butter-fingers from the greasy appetizers he ate, causing him to drop his iPhone 17 Pro Max multiple times. "User error," he would say as a joke after each drop.
(Tim Cook)
Blind Item #4
This Emmy winner walked around every afterparty with his chest puffed out, and said, "Nespresso tastes like shit. I’m the main doctor now."
(Noah Wyle about George Clooney)
Blind Item #5
“You know how much travel I do?” this TV host vented. “They take us for granted. The amount of Xanax & Dramamine I consume in a fiscal year…”
(Phil Keoghan / The Amazing Race)
Blind Item #6
This original scream queen wouldn’t stop making the case for the next season of The White Lotus to take place in Israel.
(Jamie Lee Curtis)