Badass Dad Keeps Composure After Lighting Fuse of Firework

He walked back slow as hell!

BREAKING - When it came time to light the fireworks on July 4th, one badass dad stepped up and showed his prowess by keeping absolute composure after lighting the fuse of the firework.

The dad approached the firework, lit the fuse, and then took his sweet time getting back to the rest of the group, showing no panic in his gait and no wincing when the firework went off. Spectators described him as having “no rush” and walking back “slow as hell!”

Bad. Ass.

The dad even knew all the firework terms and the names, saying things like, "Get me the 12 inch punk. We’re going to do the Freedom Flames," and "Let’s pace ourselves and do some Roman Candles. Keep the Super Purple Rain on deck though. It’s good to scatter the fountains."

Bad. Ass.

When asked for comment, one local kid said:

"He’s the coolest guy I’ve ever seen. He doesn’t even blink when the fireworks go off. My dad blinks."

When we asked the badass dad himself what his secret is, he let us know his approach:

"What are you talking about? Why would I run back? It’s a firework."

Playing it real coy.

Bad. Ass.