“Aquaman Is a Stupid Name” Says Grandpa Who Nicknamed Himself Dick
Your name is Richard, and you chose Dick.
Internet celebrity, Trisha Paytas, had her third child yesterday and revealed his name to be Aquaman Paytas.
Many on the internet rushed to call the name “weird,” as if any of our names are innately normal.
If we’re all honest with ourselves, all names were weird at some point in time, and all of this is made up.
However, that didn’t stop some people from piping up about Aquaman:
Grandpa Dick
Grandpa Dick said he “doesn’t understand why celebrities choose these weird names.”
Uhh.. Grandpa Dick? Your name is DICK! And what’s worse is your real name is Richard and you chose to be called Dick.
Do you know how void of bullies your life has to be to opt into the name Dick?
Jake
Jake said he just thinks the name Aquaman “is a bit out there.”
Uhh.. Jake? Relative to your name, every name is a bit out there.
Jake calling Aquaman “a bit out there” is like vanilla ice cream calling Ben & Jerry’s flavors “a bit much.” That’s the point, Jake! Have some fun!
Aunt Brooklyn
Aunt Brooklyn thinks the name Aquaman is weird because it’s “based on a fictional superhero.”
Uh.. Aunt Brooklyn? You’re named after a place that might as well be fictional because nether you nor your parents have even been there.
May as well called you Atlantis.