Amid Reports of Poor Health, Trump Cabinet Pitches Turning President Into “The Wizard” from The Wizard of Oz

“This will change everything.”

The Trump administration has been eerily quiet this past weekend as the President hasn’t been spotted in days and rumors emerge about health problems.

In response to rumored health problems, President Trump’s cabinet allegedly held a vote on ways to preserve the President as his pristine physical body fails him.

Ideas pitched by his cabinet included making a puppet of Trump, putting a Trump mask and suit on a Tesla bot, and taping a custom Trump-voiced Alexa to a Roomba.

However, the number one ranked idea was pitched by Stephen Miller: turn Trump into “The Wizard” from The Wizard of Oz.

Miller brought in a mockup of the proposed setup, fixed it to the whiteboard and claimed “this will change everything.”

Miller stated that with his “Wizard” solution, Trump could lay low behind the scenes and project his face out to “the peasants.”

The members of Trump’s Cabinet were quick to vote for Millers “Wizard” pitch as it offered the best way to allow President Trump to decay away behind the scenes for the remainder of this term and the next.