AMC Popcorn Buckets Now Just Sex Toys

"Let's just cut to the chase and give the people what they want."

AMC Theaters hit gold last month when they released a Dune-themed popcorn bucket that some theater-goers thought looked "fuckable enough." Sales skyrocketed as everyone wanted in on what AMC's CEO deemed "the fuck-bucket."

Then Disney got in on the fun, announcing that there will be a similarly crude popcorn bucket for their upcoming film, "Deadpool & Wolverine."

Noticing the trend in the market, AMC Theaters has announced that they will soon pivot to ensuring all of their popcorn buckets are sex toys.

AMC's CEO stated, "If people want to have sex with our popcorn buckets, why even pretend anymore? So we're just cutting to the chase and serving our popcorn out of fleshlights and whatnot."