After Decades Of Senseless Gun Violence, House Of Representatives Vote To Ban TikTok

"Enough is enough."

The members of House of Representatives have had enough.

TikTok, the short-form video hosting platform and social media app, was made available in the United States in early January 2018. Since its release, death by Communism and firearms combined have surpassed 260,000 in the United States. Whether those deaths can be attributed to meme videos created by teens, videos of adults mixing water with syrup, or an entirely different, third thing, no one can say.

What has been made clear is that a potential threat is more terrifying than an established threat. The House of Representatives released a joint statement, showcasing their admirable bipartisanship:

We know guns are killing people, but we don't know what potential dangers could be unleashed if the Chinese government were to know what music gets hogs running at top speed, or who our most fierce patriots are.