There’s another nationwide No Kings protest this Saturday, so here are 5 things ANTIFA wants you to know before you partake.
1) ANTIFA Member Dues
ANTIFA member dues must be paid prior to protest.
We will need this money prior to the date of the protest so we can purchase the pallets of bricks we need for the event. Bricks don’t exactly grow on trees, so be a good member and pay your dues!
2) How to Get Your Payment
You must check in with your local ANTIFA chapter leader to receive payment.
We all know the only reason we protest is to get paid, however, there is an organizational process for a reason and we must respect that. Therefore, upon arriving to the protest, locate your local chapter leader and check-in with your name and ANTIFA Member ID.
Your payment from George Soros will be processed and transferred to your ANTIFA account within three business days after the protest.
If you’d like to see how much money you will be paid out, you can visit sorospayment.com and use the Soros Payment Calculator.
3) Dress Code
The dress code is, yet again, hoodies and face-covering bandanas.
Look, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Besides, hoodies and face-covering bandanas is a signature look! It allows us to look menacing and even conceal our identities, which then opens up other opportunities for us like news interviews. It’s a win-win!
4) Don’t Discuss January 6
They’re onto us.
We had a good run. For a bit there, we had people convinced that MAGA stormed the Capitol on January 6th. But those truth tellers on the far right podcasts were soon onto us and now it’s only a matter of time before we’re the ones in prison. And guys? I don’t think we’re getting a pardon, so mum’s the word, eh?
5) Afterparty
The ANTIFA perks just keep coming because this year’s afterparty is at Dave & Busters! If you checked-in with your local chapter leader at the protest, they’ll give you a Dave & Busters Power Card worth $30. That’s enough to enjoy a nice evening of games with your hooded pals. Enjoy!