3 Explanations for Why Trump Walked on the Roof of the White House
He’s sharp as a tack
On Tuesday, President Trump decided to take a walk on the White House roof where he yelled some answers to reporter’s questions.
Why? No one knows, but we have our guesses.
Here are 3 explanations for why President Trump walked on the roof of the White House:
1) Just Getting Some Air
The President of the United States is one of the most stressful jobs in the world! Add in the mounting evidence of ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and, uh, yeah, it can be pretty stressful. We can all understand the president needing some fresh air, so the roof it is!
2) He’s Sharp as a Tack
Wandering aimlessly on a roof and shouting might lead you to think the President has lost it, but then he’d have you right where he wants you.
You see, the President is as sharp as a tack and he’s only creating the illusion that he’s an old, dumb guy to see if anyone will turn on him and write an exposé book à la Jake Tapper.
He’s going to lure out the backstabbers in broad daylight and you’re all falling for it!
3) Trying to Survive Another Assassination Attempt
President Trump’s image was never better than the minutes after he survived an assassination attempt.
So why not try to run that back?
This brings us right back to the President being sharp as a tack. He walked out onto the roof - a wide open area where he’s a clear target and any would be assassin would be lucky to catch him there - to try and get shot at, survive, and then approval ratings go through the roof (even though they already are, of course).
“But that’s too risky.”
Not if you remember that President Trump has been chosen by God (the Christian God) to lead this country.
So, knowing all of that, answer me this: would God ever let someone die if he chose them to be a savior and a leader?
I don’t think so.
So, next time you see someone try to act like it’s so crazy for a U.S. President to wander around on the roof, you’ll have a few explanations in your back pocket.