108 Year-Old “Oldest Woman Alive” Reveals Her Secret: Coca-Cola & Killing All 109 Year-Olds
She’s got a thirst for cola and for blood.
Cordelia Pyle recently became the holder of a very coveted record: oldest woman alive.
Pyle is 108 years old and when asked what her secret was to grabbing the record, Pyle stated:
“A Coca-Cola each day, and the hunting and killing of any woman older than me.”
Pyle claims that the cola makes her feel young at heart, while the killing of her peers ensures no one will surpass her in age.
While Pyle has the title of “Oldest Woman Alive,” she doesn’t seem to want the title of “Oldest Person Alive”:
“I have somewhat of a truce with the oldest man alive.
We stay in our respective lanes which saves us the time and energy we need to hunt the men or women older than us.
It’s a never ending hunt by the way.
Sometimes you think you’ve got them all, then one will spring up in a local news story and grab the record for a day or two before... something happens.
You can’t rest if you want the record. You’ve got to keep a full tank of gas and a crossbow at the ready.”
When asked if Pyle fears legal consequences for all the alleged murders, she replied, “I’m working on a Coca-Cola partnership that, if it goes through, would give me the money to afford the best lawyers in the world.
So, no, I wouldn’t say I’m afraid.”
Pyle has held the record intermittently for the last 3 years and intends to hold it for much longer.
“I’m not going naturally. If you want the record, you’re gonna have to take it from me.”